Please Do:

• Set your listing price by utilizing area comparables, not based upon what you need to buy that ostrich farm. 
• Put personal collections away someplace safe, like a bank vault in Zurich. 
• Invest in a fresh coat of paint and get 150 percent green back on your investment. 
• Disclose everything, especially the stuff you are tempted not to. 
• Fix all running toilets, or risk flushing profits down the drain. 
• Remember that “outside” is the new “inside.” Show off all of your living spaces. 
• Visit model homes to see how neutrality and spaciousness are made to feel so inviting. 
• Grind a lemon in the garbage disposal – it smells great and it’s such great exercise. 
• Display the kind of plants that aren’t injection-molded and painted in a factory somewhere overseas. 
• Keep your day job. Hire an agent and assist them in doing what they do best.